I am The Beer Drinker.
Mr. X and I started The Beer Drinking Report because we had no idea where to go in downtown Portsmouth, N.H. on those cold, sleet-ridden Monday and Tuesday nights in the middle of winter.
Now we hang with Fredo and The Captain. You should, too. But don’t drink and drive. Because The Man will bust you. Then you will be sad.
These days, when Mr. X hits the Bat Signal, this is what happens when we meet up. Then we get the news for you, our fellow Beer Drinkers. We hope you like the site. Drop us a line and let us know what you think.
Hey, you can now also consult our Official Reader’s Glossary to The Beer Drinking Report to decipher the cast of characters mentioned throughout our ventures about town.
Cheers!

So maybe I have had too many beers last night that now looking at this I can not find how I get all the news sent to me via e-mail or whatever because I shall greatly appreciate using the crackberry for you something useful like the what, when, where, and how of beer (no need for the why because you do not need a reason for enjoying a cold frothy adult beverage).
And I would like just to say, what is this b.s. business of people asking me if I want a 16 or 22 oz and some establishments? I’ll take the adult size thank you.
Madame A’s a dude?
No, not a dude.